Cleveland Tourism Video – At Least We’re Not Detroit
Sorry for the slow posting of videos lately, but I have been out of town and am getting caught up. Here is the sequel to the Cleveland Tourism Video I posted a few weeks ago. The sequel video follows the same tune as the first, only this time it’s a lot more cynical and the language is a bit aggressive.
Apparently there is no shortage of negative aspects to Cleveland, because the singers are able to pick apart several more shortcomings of the city. Having never been to Cleveland, I cannot tell how true these are, but I’m guessing they have a fair amount of accuracy. At the end they say at least we’re not Detroit. This is probably accurate too. However, when I was in Detroit, I stayed in a really nice place and really enjoyed the city… so what do I know.
Here is a list of the things that these musicians find wrong with Cleveland:
- Under construction since 1868
- See our river that catches on fire… it’s so polluted that all of our fish have AIDS
- Flats look like a Scooby Doo Ghost Town
- Don’t slow down in east Cleveland or else you’ll die
- Our economy’s based on Lebron James
- Buy a house for the price of a VCR
- Our main export is crippling depression
- We’re so retarded that we think this is art
- It could be worse though, at least we’re not Detroit. We’re not Detroit!
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