South Park – Farts are Funny, Quiefs are GROSS
I LOVE the fact that you can now view South Park clips online and embed them on sites. One of the best developments since some genius invented Funny Videos back in the early 1900′s. Now I already talked late last week about how genius South Park is and how they always reinvent themselves, stay relevant with modern times (like the recent south park bailout episode) and continue to push out a quality product, even as they enter their 13th season.
Please do not Queef. Thanks.
In this clip, the town debates with juvenile fury, the difference between farts and queefs. The menfolk content that farts are funny and acceptable, because men have always joked about farts, and in fact, have named their farts. Mens farts include:
- The Squeaker
- The Fog Horn
- The Don’t be Scared
- The Chinese Firecracker
Apparently, Women name their queefs too. For instance:
- The Sneezing Unicorn
- The Resuscitator
- The Road Warrior
Let’s just say that we get audio demonstrations of all of these, both male and female. NAAAASSSTTYYY!! I have no idea how South Park gets away with putting this stuff on TV; they must have naked pictures of the FCC chairman or something.
Some funny lines from the video:
“Last week at our school, a girl queefed right into a friends face. We are here to tell you it’s not a joke” – Cartman
“On television, us children are seeing more and more graphic queefing” – Stan
“Men have always joked about farts, and we in fact name our farts” – Randy Marsh
For the record, I have never named the sound of one of my farts. Now the smell of farts, that’s another story. You never want to smell a Brandon and a Joe R always smells the same.