Triumph the Insult Dog Visits the Bonaroo Music Festival
I haven’t had much of a chance to watch Conan on his new show/time slot, but if he keeps on having sketches like this, chances are that he will win America over. I have been a huge fan of him for years, and among my favorite running sketches is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who is played by comedian/writer Robert Smigel.
Combine one of my favorite ongoing sketches and one of my favorite pastimes, making fun of hippies, and you end up with a pretty awesome clip. Just 5 pure minutes of Triumph making fun of the bands, and their followers. I’m not sure how long it actually takes to film one of these Triumph clips, but the bonaroo sketch is packed with great one liners.
Here are some great one liners from Triumph/Robert Smigel:
Bonoroo is the sound Scoobie Doo makes when he climaxes… bonnaarrooooo
Is there nothing you Phish fans can’t make out of hemp?? Because you smeeeell!!
Is this the compost heap? Just looking for some Black Eyed Peas Songs
You look great. You kind of look like Abe Lincoln on a Drug Bender
This is called noodle dancing from Phish fans. I think I saw this kind of dancing on ’so you think you can suck’
How many people are able to track the exact place where they contracted Chlamydia?
A lot of people are into free love here… except for this guy, he’s into free ribs
Here is Part 2!