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Alec Baldwin has really done a great job of reviving his career the past few years.  In fact, it’s getting easier and easier to look past his political views and general outspokenness and just appreciate for what he is. The days of Alec Baldwin, F.A.G., from Team America World Police (or shall I call him Arrwec Baaaardwin?) are gone, and now it’s just a jolly good portly Baldwin making fun of himself on screen.  Way to reinvent yourself you old sunnofabitch.

Alec Baldwin Masturbates the Wii

Anyway, this video clip represents yet another sign of his revival.  It also has some not-so-subtle masturbation humor.  In this clip he basically he beats his wii meat until you are forced to look away or vomit.  He does a great job of making it look like he’s really into playing the video game.  So much, in fact, that I thought he was going to have a heart attack midway through.

Good job, Alec Baldwin, for being not being such a douche recently and not taking yourself too seriously.  If there’s one thing us young folk resonate to, it’s Masterbation jokes and the Nintendo Wii.  Thankfully they don’t have wii porn yet, because I think the world would implode.

Alec Baldwin Masterbates.  Hilarity ensues.

My favorite line:

“I don’t think I can do it again so soon”

“Can I use my other hand?”

(switches to his left hand)  “This feels so weird… it’s like someone else is playing”

“I’m gonna empty my sack before you do”

“Trust me, your mother knows what she’s doing”

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Here’s a recent video from College Humor called the Spank Bank.  The basic premise is that you take all of the things you mentally masterbate to and store them in a bank for further use.  Decent premise, execution is sort of stupid, but funny enough to post (I guess).  Given the bank setting, I already knew it would end with a robbery… sort of surprised at the robber.

On a side note, the term “Spank Bank” reminds me of a song from Goldfinger on their Open Your Eyes album.  Another case of a decent premise with alright execution.  I guess Goldfinger executed fairly well, though, because every time I see the word Spank Bank, I sing it to myself.

My favorite line (from the Goldfinger song):

“Spank bank of lust  – 32 Channels – I don’t wanna see a Don’t want to see a shemale fucking”

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Didn’t really have much expectations for this, but it turned out to be hilarious! Basically the premise is that there is a radio station on satellite radio where the music is played sans metaphors. Rather than sing the original lyrics, each song is sung in the original tune, but with its real meaning. Good stuff!

My favorite line:

“I’m a meth, I’m a meth head.  I’m a meth, I’m meth head” – Third Eye Blind

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