Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg – The Onion
Kudos to the Onion once again for their ability to make anything funny. In this video, they talk about Olympic Gymnast Shawn Johnson as if she is a horse. A horse who just broke her leg and had to be euthanized.
Some classic lines from her “parents” in this video, talking about how since she couldn’t compete in Gymnastics anymore, or if she did compete, she wouldn’t be the same, they had to put her down. They didn’t even get a chance to breed her! However, they will raise other gymnasts, and the next one will be named “Spirit of Shawn.” I can’t wait to see her compete in the 2024 Summer games!