Looks like I could create a site entirely based on iphone videos. This one is from Collegehumor where they basically tell you to shove all of your complaints up your ass (literally).
And they make a good point – for all of the complainers out there, what is the alternative? Please humor me with something that’s better, or even remotely close.
Can’t do it, because the iPhone is the best phone out there, even with problems. Hopefully competition will change this (I’m all about competition making everyone/everything better), but until then, let’s just laugh at the accuracy of this video.
For those of you who haven’t seen the Prank War Videos from College Humor, take a look at our previous post on the subject. Two guys from College Humor (Amir and Streeter) have been engaged in a prank war for the past several years, and each prank gets more and more bold.
This video features Amir getting back at Streeter by scaring the shit out of him during a group skydiving incident. It’s equal parts funny as scary (I would crap my pants if this happened to me).
In the prank, it is staged so that when Streeter pulls the rip cord on his parachute and it comes completely out of the pack. Then he is told that the safety chute won’t handle his weight, so they are going to fall to their death.
Pretty scary scenario if it were real… fortunately, he’s just getting pranked by his buddy.
Here’s a recent video from College Humor called the Spank Bank. The basic premise is that you take all of the things you mentally masterbate to and store them in a bank for further use. Decent premise, execution is sort of stupid, but funny enough to post (I guess). Given the bank setting, I already knew it would end with a robbery… sort of surprised at the robber.
On a side note, the term “Spank Bank” reminds me of a song from Goldfinger on their Open Your Eyes album. Another case of a decent premise with alright execution. I guess Goldfinger executed fairly well, though, because every time I see the word Spank Bank, I sing it to myself.
My favorite line (from the Goldfinger song):
“Spank bank of lust – 32 Channels – I don’t wanna see a Don’t want to see a shemale fucking”
This one definitely hits home. Well, not really for me, since I had two of the coolest RA’s when I was in school… but I definitely can relate to some of the overly fake Resident Advisors who always tried to be your friend, yet would turn you in for beer possession at the drop of a hat.
Here’s the premise: an entire floor is filled with RA’s, and they are all talking ‘at’ each other, and not with each other. Hilarity ensues.
Favorite Line:
“I really don’t want to be the bad guy here, but…”
Interesting premise, and I’ve made this joke several times. Gotta love how in the movies people end up doing stupid stuff or get killed all because they are too stubborn to use their cell phones.
“They got lost and they called for help, and now they’re totally fine” (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island)
