This site should just be called Snuggie Video Search. First we posted the Snuggie Interventions Video. Next, there was the Snuggie Spinoffs. Now we come full circle with a Snuggie Spin Off called “blanket” – which takes the Snuggie back to its true roots.
Why would anyone need a Snuggie when they can just use a blanket? Great question. I don’t have an answer. The only explanation I can think of is that they suck at life and hate themselves.
The WTF Blanket / Snuggie makes a comeback… and basically ruins everyone’s lives. I still hate the Snuggie as much as I did last time I wrote about it, but I still feel compelled to post about it.
Under Cover at a Snuggie Party
The good folks at Funny or Die came out with a fake expose about the Snuggie and the dangers that people face when wearing them. Most of the dangers revolve around laziness, which makes sense, because Snuggies are for lazy people who suck at life. If you are too lazy to watch TV with a regular blanket, then you have bigger problems than cold hands.
"OMG - I AM SUCH A TOOL!"
Came across this today and I laughed out loud. I have seen the commercial for the “Snuggie” blanket several times and every time I see it I get pissed off at this stupid ass product. It is like a open ended muu-muu for morbidly obese and/or extremely lazy people.
The block colors of gross red, ugly blue and hideous light blue make this thing extremely unflattering. It’s basically a back-less wizard robe. Only if it were worn by the worst wizard in the history of wizardry. Or the gayest. I wouldn’t even be afraid of this wizard. I’d taunt him with Hogwart’s jokes and then sneak attack him from the wide open back part of his stupid snuggie dress. Then I would belittle him for wearing a snuggie!
Even better is the fact that my friend Lashara actually bought a pair of Snuggies for her and my girlfriend as a joke. Great joke Lashara! Glad that your purchasing kept on funding these retarded commercials! Your two snuggie purchases lead to 2-4 more crappy commercial viewings that made me want to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Fortunately for us, someone in YouTube land created a video making fun of this retarded product, and I was compelled to post. Enjoy!
My favorite line:
“Well Morons, now there’s hope with the new ‘What the Fuck Blanket’ “
“Available in Blueberry, Mint and Blood Flavors”