Chances are that I’ve grown a little too fond of Aziz Ansari, but he’s just hilarious. Probably the most consistently funny comedian that I have seen in some time.
In this clip, he’s on Jimmy Kimmel discussing the craziness of R. Kelly. I think most of it is made up, but it’s hilarious. Enjoy!
Anyone who reads this site on a regular basis knows that I love Aziz Ansari. I’ve already posted his Raaaaaaaandy Documentary and his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. Here he is on Conan talking about buying sheets. Awesome stuff!
So the story goes that he got ripped off and bought 600 thread count sheets and they only had 296 threads! Never buy a brand named Hotel Linens, because they are not as good as advertised.
“If that was a drug deal, I would have shot Hotel Linens in the face”
Aziz Ansari Talking Sheets on Conan
Ya’ll ready to laugh your dick off? Let me hear you say YEAH!
I said, are ya’ll ready to laugh your dicks off – Let me hear you say YEAH!
These lines start off the Aziz Ansari documentary about his character Raaaaaaaandy (8 a’s) that he started telling us about a few months ago when he was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. On that show he talked about his character Randy (as well as his cousins and Kanye West). Within the past few weeks, he has released the mocumentary videos that compliment the character.
Some pretty hilarious stuff here – fake frat humor jokes, pasting his head on porno movies, and much more. I consider these to be “must watch” videos.
Here’s part 2.
Part 3:
I’m a little late to the game with Aziz Ansari, but man is he hilarious! Love the fact that he’s an Indian guy who was born in raised in the South, because the way he merges the two accents and delivers his jokes fantastic. Aziz first appeared on Funny Video Search a few months ago when I posted the Will Arnett Sex Tape. That is probably when I first became a fan as well, because I had never seen Human Giant on MTV.
When I noticed Aziz was on Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago, I made it a point to watch his interview and see if there were any good tidbits or jokes… he absolutely KILLED!
Darwish Vs Kanye
During the show, he talks about his two cousins, Harris and Darwish, who are “characters” in his stand up and his real life. Harris is a 12 year old who loves to watch TV shows on CBS like Burn Notice and NBC’s Las Vegas. Darwish recently got into rap music and discovered Kanye West for the first time. Aziz recaps a conversation he had with Darwish about Kanye, a personal friend of Aziz, and hilarity ensues. Words can’t do it justice, so just watch the video.
Here’s a link to Aziz’s blog about this story.
I have heard nothing but good things about the show Human Giant. However, since I’m an HD snob, I never watch MTV anymore. It turns out I’m missing out on some pretty good stuff! They were involved with Amir and Streeter’s Prank War in an earlier iteration (when Amir nearly cried at their criticism of his acting), and I have seen the stars of the show on several shorts on the Internet. If only MTV woke up and realized that a) people want HD content and b) people want to watch clips of their shows online, perhaps I would be more in tune with these comic geniuses.
Fortunately, for us all, there is a web site called Funny or Die, which serves up amazing content on a persistent basis. In this video, Aziz Ansari from the new NBC show Parks and Recreation (which NBC is plugging HEAVILY right now) pretends to be an Olson twin in order to get into a club. When he gets in, he is hit on by Will Arnett, who is one of the most underrated comedians working today (G.O.B. Bluth and Europe’s Final Countdown anyone?) Even though Will is happily married to Amy Poehler in real life (and I’d imagine she got pregnant right at the time this was being filmed, since she gave birth in November and this aired in March), he sucked it up for this clip and pretended to be a man of the night.
This video is pretty off the wall, and the language isn’t very wholesome (not that anything I post on here is really SFW language-wise), but I feel compelled to post this, because it is one of the funniest videos that I have seen. Even funnier is the fact that it was published a YEAR AGO and I just found out about it last weekend when my buddy Kraig pointed me in the direction of this video. I normally pride myself on catching this stuff on the up-tick, but I totally dropped the ball on this one. This isn’t the last time you will see the word balls in this post.
On to the actual content of the video. Several great lines, most of them not of Christian nature. Read below at your own risk. I even filtered the really funny parts from this commentary!
Hummer with a Prius Shell
“Between you and me, I drive a Hummer with a Prius Shell on it… it gets even worse mileage than a Hummer… “
“Oh Mary Kate. You got my balls wound up so tight”
“Let’s go back to my hotel room, I gotta nutt”
“I’m gonna impregnate your mouth”
Reporter: “How long have you been a couple?” Will (to reporter): “No – we’re not a couple… I’m just babysitting her” Will To Mary Kate: “I’m gonna babysit your vagina”
“I can’t believe my dick just barfed that much”
“Check it out, it’s a sex machine” “I have this really romantic fist attachment”
“I’m gonna live forever!!”
Funny Celebrity Videos, Funny or Die, Human Giant, Will Arnett