My buddy Tones sent this to me and I had to post it.  Scarlett is a BBPaC woman (Beautiful Black Precious and Complicated), and in this video she is serenading the camera with some wonderful song (I can’t tell what she’s singing, so leave a comment if you do know).

Rather than sing in front of her computer or on a tape like a normal person would do, Scarlet decides to do a wide-angle view of her basement and sing her song seductively from her coffee table.

Now let me tell you a little bit about Scarlet.  She is not a small woman.  She is the opposite of that.  She has a front butt.  The fact that her coffee table is able to support her for even a few seconds is remarkable to me.  The fact that she makes it more than 30 seconds is a testament to the craftsmanship of said coffee table.

Anyway, as you can tell from the title of this post, all good things must come to and end… and Scarlet eventually must take a tumble.  Call me sick or insensitive, but I love it when people fall down on video.  The bigger, the better.  In fact, I just registered a domain name: Fat People Falling Down.  I tried to get fatpeoplefalling.com, but it was already taken!

My favorite line:

OWW!