I have posted videos of athletes and coaches “breaking down” at press conferences in the past.  You might remember Jim Mora vs. Allen Iverson or the Breakdowns Auto Tune Medley.  If you liked those videos, you’ll surely like this one, because it features much of the same.

This video came from the Inside the NFL show and centers around Herm Edwards famous “you play to win the game” breakdown when he coached the Jets, but also features many famous coaches like Jim Mora, Dennis Green and Iron Mike Ditka.

If you are into NFL Football, this is a “must watch” video.  If you aren’t really into sports, then this probably won’t be as funny for you.

You Play to Win the Game

I’m a big fan of blogs that simply focus on a single topic with an interesting premise, and then update a few times a week. Some of my favorites are Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Shit my Dad Says and This is why you’re Fat, as well as a relative newcomer to the game called People of Wal Mart -  a site that spread like wildfire after it was introduced in 2009.

In fact, People of Walmart is becoming so popular that people are making videos as a tribute to the site… and these videos are becoming wildly popular on their own!   The embedded video was created by someone named “J Dirty” and does a great job of putting lyrics to the hilarious pictures contained on the site.   Excellent work J Dirty!

Be sure to both listen to the video and watch the photos… they will make you laugh and cringe at the same time!

The girlfriend sent me this, and I need to post it because it’s awesome.

This has been around for a while, but I never realized the true greatness until the girlfriend started singing it in front of my friends; accurately describing the femininity of another friend who happened to be out of earshot.

Petite Feet, Feminine Step.  Sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the room.  He’s got PETITE FEET, FEMININE STEP.. sounds like a lady when he walks in the room.

I’ve already posted the Allen Iverson Meltdown vs. Jim Mora Meltdown video, and now I’m going to take things one step further.  This amazing video takes all sports meltdowns over the past several years and mashes them into one… all in the form of a music video.  The voices are blended together using the “auto tune” method that has become so popular in hip hop music (think T-Pain and Kanye West).

If you follow sports at all, you should find this video to be amazingly well done!

Meltdowns included:

• Allen Iverson
• Jim Mora
• Denny Green (THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE)
• Oklahoma State Football Coach (I’m a man, I’m 40!)
• Joe Namath trying to Kiss Suzy Colber
• Terrell Owens

We sittin here, I’m supposed to be a franchise player, and we in here talking bout PRACTICE?!?  Not a game!  Practice!

Sometimes you come across a video that is just too funny to not post.  This happens to be one of those.  I found it on comedian Aziz Ansari’s blog and had to tell the world about the awesomeness.

Not sure of the context in which this video was taken, but basically it involves 3 guys dancing in front of the video camera to the theme song from the Legend of Zelda game on the Nintendo 64.  You really have to just watch it.   This could be the new nooma nooma guys!

I keep on expecting them to stop the music and say “Do you mind if we dance with your dates?”

A classic video from everyone’s favorite Canadian spoof artist, Jon Lajoie.   Even more classic is that this was sent to me by my friend Mandy, who happens to be one of my best buddy’s wife.  Imagine my surprise when she emailed me with the subject line “show me your genitals!”  Let’s just say I regret not clicking on the Youtube link right away, because she now has a compromising photo of my nether regions.  Awkward!

Actually, I made up that whole story, other than the fact that Mandy did send it to me over the weekend.  Good find, Mando!  Apparently a lot of other people like this guy too, as he’s already received over 14 million views!

I’m fast becoming a fan of Jon Lajole… hopefully one of these days I can learn how to spell his name right.

I’m not really into the whole Brett Michaels/Rock of Love thing, but I’m posting this anyway because one of my 5 readers, Stephanie, demanded that I add it.  Here you go, Stephanie!!

Brett Michaels gets dropped-do I need to say more?

I’m pretty sure that Brett Michaels is bald, at least that’s what they were saying on the 93x Morning show the other day.  They are also wrong all the time, so who knows.  If you know more info about Brett Michaels, please leave a comment!!

In addition to my sister finding the dance scene in House Party to be awesome growing up, she also loved MC Hammer, and his awesome pants.   In fact, at one point she had my mom sew several pairs of these pants for her and her friends.  I’m sure that this made them the coolest kids in the school.  There’s really no doubt.

When my buddy Brandon sent this video a few days ago, I felt compelled to post it online.  Imagine, a group of hundreds of people wearing gold “gaucho” pants and infiltrating a Hollywood store, supported by the song “can’t touch this” in the background.  Now imagine this group breaking out in unison to this dance, and having all of it filmed while the store shoppers looked on in amazement.

That’s what happened a few days ago in Hollywood.  I’ll let you go to YouTube to learn about who is behind it.  All I’ll tell you is that they are awesome!

Nice work MC Hammer Dancers.

I got this request from loyal visitor Stephanie the other day and had to post it due to her persistence.  I originally saw this clip when it aired on SNL several months ago, but didn’t really think the edited version was so laugh out loud funny that I had to post it.  It wasn’t until I saw the unedited version that I really appreciated this clip for it’s true genius.  Unfortunately, I cannot embed the YouTube clip with swearing in it, so I needed to embed the original SNL version above.  You can easily view the unedited version by following the link below.

Rather than trying to describe the video, I will let you read Stephanie’s opinion:

A couple of my favorite lines from this video:

I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s Straight flipping copies I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit Never thought I’d see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

Stephanie – if you weren’t engaged and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d totally hit that.

Keep em coming everyone!

Watch the Unedited version of I’m on a Boat

I’m not sure if this is a serious video or a joke.  It’s either one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, or the most unintentionally funniest videos I have ever seen.  It’s SOOOO bad, yet so GREAT at the same time.  I really don’t know what to tell you other than watch this horrible video.  At the very least, you’ll feel better about yourself.

Chuggo

If anyone wants to go to a Chuggo concert, please let me know.  I am totally in!

According to his Rap Dictionary page, Chuggo is from Toronto, Ontario.  In fact, his page on Rap Dictionary is so great I figured I would publish it in its entirety:

Chuggo grew up on Lakeshore & Islington in Toronto, Canada between a KFC and a Strip club. For the first 7 years of his life his head grew bigger due to a lot of T.V. Dinners. He discovered music at age of nine in the form of X-Clan, N.W.A., Tim Dog, Kool G. Rap and Def Leppard. Even though he didn’t learn to snap his fingers till he was twelve nothing could stop him from enjoying the latest from Public Enemy. Chuggo is not an emcee he is a rapper. In late 2002 Chuggo began to work in the studio and released his first solo 12-inch vinyl in 2003. Chuggo is a member of The Lakeshore Stranglas “the most dangerous rap group this side of the border” alongside 2Gats, White Fang, Black Male, Koshur and Ritz Nabisko. In 2005 Chuggo was featured as a wanted top 10 criminal on the 222-tips website, with Canadian authorities seeking to apprehend him for creating possibly the worst music in history. He was later jailed for an absolute lack of talent and being a complete failure at life in general. Chuggo only spent 6 months in jail after being anally destroyed for consistently yelling out “AAAARRRRGH C’mon, fuck a GUY”, which attracted inmates attention somewhat.

He sings the best rap song ever, called AAAARRRRGH C’mon, fuck a GUY

Source: Rap Dictionary’s Chuggo Page

Some quality lines:

“I grew up in a strip joint, that’s why I’m trash”

“Remy Martin in my glass, that’s how I’m class”

*Update* I had the following IM conversation about Chuggo today:

Brandon
10:45
I like this guys style.

Jeff
10:46
drink remy martin, that’s how I’m class

Brandon
10:47
I grew up in a strip club, that’s how I’m trash.

Jeff
10:47
love Chuggo
he just looks so fierce and mad when he’s walking on the blue screen

Brandon
10:47

I’m going to go buy some Remy over lunch.
…I like how the ASIAN GIRL in the video is taller than he is!
he’s gotta be like 4’6″
oh, and my new rap name is “Ritz Nabisko”

Brandon
10:52
Honestly, some of the lyrics aren’t bad…they’re pretty clever…

Jeff
10:52
yeah, it’s not horrible… the beat and delivery are just so low rent
it’s not any worse than the other rappers today

Brandon
10:54
wow, the related vids are just as interesting.  Well, almost.
He appears to be legit.  rapping in front of crowds, albumns on iTunes, etc.

Jeff
10:55
Chuggo is for realz