A week ago I had no idea who Justin Beeber was. Then my co-worker sent me a video of a 3 year old girl crying about how she loves Justin Bieber for 5 minutes. It was funny/cute, but I didn’t think it was worth putting on this site… especially because the video seemed staged (I can’t embed the video, but here’s a link)
3 Year Old Cries to Justin Bieber
Then I saw the video response on YouTube from Jimmy Kimmel live where the little girl and her love Justin are reunited. Still probably not worthy of the site, but getting better.
When Raaaaaaaandy releases a video about Justin Bieber, we’re finally ready for the prime time.
Not much to say about Justin Bieber other than the fact that there are all kinds of coke dealers across the US licking their chops each time this kid signs a recording contract. He will make them rich by the time he’s 21! I can’t wait to see him on the Celebrity Apprentice 14 years from now.
Chances are that I’ve grown a little too fond of Aziz Ansari, but he’s just hilarious. Probably the most consistently funny comedian that I have seen in some time.
In this clip, he’s on Jimmy Kimmel discussing the craziness of R. Kelly. I think most of it is made up, but it’s hilarious. Enjoy!
Anyone who reads this site on a regular basis knows that I love Aziz Ansari. I’ve already posted his Raaaaaaaandy Documentary and his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. Here he is on Conan talking about buying sheets. Awesome stuff!
So the story goes that he got ripped off and bought 600 thread count sheets and they only had 296 threads! Never buy a brand named Hotel Linens, because they are not as good as advertised.
“If that was a drug deal, I would have shot Hotel Linens in the face”
Not sure if Johnny Knoxville agreed to this video, but it’s a good one. The premise? A bunch of “slutty” women are in a bus to take part on his show, and the bus crashes. Chaos ensues.
I must warn you that there is some NSFW language, and just a tinge of nudity from one of the “sluts” – buyer beware.
Ya’ll ready to laugh your dick off? Let me hear you say YEAH!
I said, are ya’ll ready to laugh your dicks off – Let me hear you say YEAH!
These lines start off the Aziz Ansari documentary about his character Raaaaaaaandy (8 a’s) that he started telling us about a few months ago when he was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. On that show he talked about his character Randy (as well as his cousins and Kanye West). Within the past few weeks, he has released the mocumentary videos that compliment the character.
Some pretty hilarious stuff here – fake frat humor jokes, pasting his head on porno movies, and much more. I consider these to be “must watch” videos.
Timeout. What the heck do you mean Zack Morris is on Jimmy Fallon’s talk show? He’s a TV charactor and not an actual person. Or is he???
This video represents all that is good in the world. Basically, it involves the actor who played Zack Morris in my favorite TV show of all time, going on stage and pretending to be his character, about 15 years after the show was taken off the air. Gotta hand it to Mark-Paul Gosselaar for having such a great sense of humor about his iconic character that pretty much defined a generation of kids (present company included).
During this clip, he pulled out all of the stops that we have become accustomed to on Saved by the Bell. He called a “time out” in the show and everyone around him froze in place while he explained the situation. He took a phone call from his good friend Jessie Spano on his ginormous phone. He used to be married to Jimmy even called him Preppie!
Some Douche Pretending to be Zack Morris
At the very end, we are treated to the band Zack Attack playing their hit song, Friends Forever. I’m not going to lie, I am a pretty big fan of the band Zack Attack. In fact, I have a shirt from their first world tour!
I really must say that I enjoyed this clip. Gotta hand it to Fallon for fighting being not funny for long enough to let Zack speak his peace. I see no reason for this trend to stop any time soon!
This might be a classic to end all classics. I first saw this in 2000 while in the college dorms, and have been quoting it with my friends ever since. It’s one of the greatest accomplishments in Ben Stiller’s career. Doesn’t get much better than Tom Crooze. Thanks to Aziz for posting this on his blog and reminding me of the hilarity.
There are three distinct lines that I can quote at any time of day and make my college buddies laugh out loud. This sketch has truly withstood the test of time. It’s actually much better than Mission Impossible II! My favorite quotes:
“Let’s call it Kickin’ Impossible?”
Stiller: “We even finish each others sentences”
Cruise: “I don’t think we finis….”
Stiller: “Finish each others sentences!”
“What if when Tom jumps off the bike… and when they are both coming at each other… if right before, he turns to the camera and says ‘this mission… it just got a hell of a lot more impossibler.”
I’m a little late to the game with Aziz Ansari, but man is he hilarious! Love the fact that he’s an Indian guy who was born in raised in the South, because the way he merges the two accents and delivers his jokes fantastic. Aziz first appeared on Funny Video Search a few months ago when I posted the Will Arnett Sex Tape. That is probably when I first became a fan as well, because I had never seen Human Giant on MTV.
When I noticed Aziz was on Jimmy Kimmel a few weeks ago, I made it a point to watch his interview and see if there were any good tidbits or jokes… he absolutely KILLED!
Darwish Vs Kanye
During the show, he talks about his two cousins, Harris and Darwish, who are “characters” in his stand up and his real life. Harris is a 12 year old who loves to watch TV shows on CBS like Burn Notice and NBC’s Las Vegas. Darwish recently got into rap music and discovered Kanye West for the first time. Aziz recaps a conversation he had with Darwish about Kanye, a personal friend of Aziz, and hilarity ensues. Words can’t do it justice, so just watch the video.
I got this request from loyal visitor Stephanie the other day and had to post it due to her persistence. I originally saw this clip when it aired on SNL several months ago, but didn’t really think the edited version was so laugh out loud funny that I had to post it. It wasn’t until I saw the unedited version that I really appreciated this clip for it’s true genius. Unfortunately, I cannot embed the YouTube clip with swearing in it, so I needed to embed the original SNL version above. You can easily view the unedited version by following the link below.
Rather than trying to describe the video, I will let you read Stephanie’s opinion:
A couple of my favorite lines from this video:
I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s Straight flipping copies I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit Never thought I’d see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
Stephanie – if you weren’t engaged and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d totally hit that.
This video is the official sequel to the viral hit “Dick in a Box” and stars Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg. Not nearly as funny as the Dick in a Box, but still decent and definitely timely.
Not much to add other than keep the Digital Shorts coming!
