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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

November 13th, 2009 | Posted by

Bass CannonI particularly love this video because my family had a Ford Taurus station wagon growing up, or as my sister called it “a grocery getter.”

Grocery getting aside, our family managed to get a lot of mileage out of this beast, and my sister was able to completely pimp out the stereo system, complete with a bass cannon!  Damn that bass cannon was cool!

Anyway, the folks at the Onion do it again with their sarcastic perspective on saving money; just buy a really old piece of shit car.  A Ford Taurus is a natural fit.

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