Ya’ll ready to laugh your dick off? Let me hear you say YEAH!
I said, are ya’ll ready to laugh your dicks off – Let me hear you say YEAH!
These lines start off the Aziz Ansari documentary about his character Raaaaaaaandy (8 a’s) that he started telling us about a few months ago when he was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. On that show he talked about his character Randy (as well as his cousins and Kanye West). Within the past few weeks, he has released the mocumentary videos that compliment the character.
Some pretty hilarious stuff here – fake frat humor jokes, pasting his head on porno movies, and much more. I consider these to be “must watch” videos.
This has been sitting in my drafts folder since April 19th… which means I just need to get it out to you, my loyal viewer(s)!
Zac Effron was on fire back in April with his SNL performance (pretty good) and then this video, which co-starred Thomas Lennon (the state) and Nicole Sullivan as his trashy family.
The girlfriend sent me this, and I need to post it because it’s awesome.
This has been around for a while, but I never realized the true greatness until the girlfriend started singing it in front of my friends; accurately describing the femininity of another friend who happened to be out of earshot.
Petite Feet, Feminine Step. Sounds like a lady when he’s walking in the room. He’s got PETITE FEET, FEMININE STEP.. sounds like a lady when he walks in the room.
This has been in the draft queue since April 16th… Pretty clever video from College Humor. Good execution, funny concept. Not timely anymore since I have been sitting on it for 3 months, but still worth watching.
I have a new YouTube phenomenon that I’d like to describe:
You watch a viral video and it’s funny. However, since you watch like 50 videos a day, you really forget about how funny it is. Months later, you see the video again and are reminded by how absolutely awesome it is! That happened with me in this faux-commercial about an Energy drink called Powerthirst. This ficticious energy drink is advertised much like a monster truck rally commercial, yet more hilarious.
Rather than bore you of my analysis of why this video is so great, I think I would be better off just displaying quotes and features of Powerthirst:
Gratuitious Amounts of Energy
SHOCKOLATE – Chocolate energy. It’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm!
Sound the alarm, you’re going to be uncomfortably energetic
What’s that, you want Strawberry? Well, how about RAWBERRY. Made with lighning. Real lightning.
Sports, you’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for men. MENERGY!
These aren’t your dads puns. Turbopuns!
You’ll have so much energy. Just running ALL THE TIME. Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power spotting, BABIES
You’ll have so many BABIES. 400 babies. Give shockolate to your babies and they will be good at sports.
They will run as fast as Kenyans
Ok, I give up. Transcribing this video is giving me an ANEURISM.
Actually, I am definitely intrigued by the angle that the Onion took in this video. Do Mexicans really just hate stupid Americans? They have every right to! Most of the DB’s that you see on TV deserve a beating. I have never been a big Spring Breaker, so I am excluded from this video… are you???