Chuggo Rap Video
I’m not sure if this is a serious video or a joke. It’s either one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, or the most unintentionally funniest videos I have ever seen. It’s SOOOO bad, yet so GREAT at the same time. I really don’t know what to tell you other than watch this horrible video. At the very least, you’ll feel better about yourself.
Chuggo
If anyone wants to go to a Chuggo concert, please let me know. I am totally in!
According to his Rap Dictionary page, Chuggo is from Toronto, Ontario. In fact, his page on Rap Dictionary is so great I figured I would publish it in its entirety:
Chuggo grew up on Lakeshore & Islington in Toronto, Canada between a KFC and a Strip club. For the first 7 years of his life his head grew bigger due to a lot of T.V. Dinners. He discovered music at age of nine in the form of X-Clan, N.W.A., Tim Dog, Kool G. Rap and Def Leppard. Even though he didn’t learn to snap his fingers till he was twelve nothing could stop him from enjoying the latest from Public Enemy. Chuggo is not an emcee he is a rapper. In late 2002 Chuggo began to work in the studio and released his first solo 12-inch vinyl in 2003. Chuggo is a member of The Lakeshore Stranglas “the most dangerous rap group this side of the border” alongside 2Gats, White Fang, Black Male, Koshur and Ritz Nabisko. In 2005 Chuggo was featured as a wanted top 10 criminal on the 222-tips website, with Canadian authorities seeking to apprehend him for creating possibly the worst music in history. He was later jailed for an absolute lack of talent and being a complete failure at life in general. Chuggo only spent 6 months in jail after being anally destroyed for consistently yelling out “AAAARRRRGH C’mon, fuck a GUY”, which attracted inmates attention somewhat.
He sings the best rap song ever, called AAAARRRRGH C’mon, fuck a GUY
Source: Rap Dictionary’s Chuggo Page
Some quality lines:
“I grew up in a strip joint, that’s why I’m trash”
“Remy Martin in my glass, that’s how I’m class”
*Update* I had the following IM conversation about Chuggo today:
Brandon
10:45
I like this guys style.
Jeff
10:46
drink remy martin, that’s how I’m class
Brandon
10:47
I grew up in a strip club, that’s how I’m trash.
Jeff
10:47
love Chuggo
he just looks so fierce and mad when he’s walking on the blue screen
Brandon
10:47
I’m going to go buy some Remy over lunch.
…I like how the ASIAN GIRL in the video is taller than he is!
he’s gotta be like 4’6″
oh, and my new rap name is “Ritz Nabisko”
Brandon
10:52
Honestly, some of the lyrics aren’t bad…they’re pretty clever…
Jeff
10:52
yeah, it’s not horrible… the beat and delivery are just so low rent
it’s not any worse than the other rappers today
Brandon
10:54
wow, the related vids are just as interesting. Well, almost.
He appears to be legit. rapping in front of crowds, albumns on iTunes, etc.
Jeff
10:55
Chuggo is for realz