Will Arnett Sex Tape – I’m Gonna Live Forever!
I have heard nothing but good things about the show Human Giant. However, since I’m an HD snob, I never watch MTV anymore. It turns out I’m missing out on some pretty good stuff! They were involved with Amir and Streeter’s Prank War in an earlier iteration (when Amir nearly cried at their criticism of his acting), and I have seen the stars of the show on several shorts on the Internet. If only MTV woke up and realized that a) people want HD content and b) people want to watch clips of their shows online, perhaps I would be more in tune with these comic geniuses.
Fortunately, for us all, there is a web site called Funny or Die, which serves up amazing content on a persistent basis. In this video, Aziz Ansari from the new NBC show Parks and Recreation (which NBC is plugging HEAVILY right now) pretends to be an Olson twin in order to get into a club. When he gets in, he is hit on by Will Arnett, who is one of the most underrated comedians working today (G.O.B. Bluth and Europe’s Final Countdown anyone?) Even though Will is happily married to Amy Poehler in real life (and I’d imagine she got pregnant right at the time this was being filmed, since she gave birth in November and this aired in March), he sucked it up for this clip and pretended to be a man of the night.
This video is pretty off the wall, and the language isn’t very wholesome (not that anything I post on here is really SFW language-wise), but I feel compelled to post this, because it is one of the funniest videos that I have seen. Even funnier is the fact that it was published a YEAR AGO and I just found out about it last weekend when my buddy Kraig pointed me in the direction of this video. I normally pride myself on catching this stuff on the up-tick, but I totally dropped the ball on this one. This isn’t the last time you will see the word balls in this post.
On to the actual content of the video. Several great lines, most of them not of Christian nature. Read below at your own risk. I even filtered the really funny parts from this commentary!
Hummer with a Prius Shell
“Between you and me, I drive a Hummer with a Prius Shell on it… it gets even worse mileage than a Hummer… “
“Oh Mary Kate. You got my balls wound up so tight”
“Let’s go back to my hotel room, I gotta nutt”
“I’m gonna impregnate your mouth”
Reporter: “How long have you been a couple?” Will (to reporter): “No – we’re not a couple… I’m just babysitting her” Will To Mary Kate: “I’m gonna babysit your vagina”
“I can’t believe my dick just barfed that much”
“Check it out, it’s a sex machine” “I have this really romantic fist attachment”
“I’m gonna live forever!!”
Funny Celebrity Videos, Funny or Die, Human Giant, Will Arnett