Alec Baldwin Fake Masturbates his Wii mote.
Alec Baldwin has really done a great job of reviving his career the past few years. In fact, it’s getting easier and easier to look past his political views and general outspokenness and just appreciate for what he is. The days of Alec Baldwin, F.A.G., from Team America World Police (or shall I call him Arrwec Baaaardwin?) are gone, and now it’s just a jolly good portly Baldwin making fun of himself on screen. Way to reinvent yourself you old sunnofabitch.
Alec Baldwin Masturbates the Wii
Anyway, this video clip represents yet another sign of his revival. It also has some not-so-subtle masturbation humor. In this clip he basically he beats his wii meat until you are forced to look away or vomit. He does a great job of making it look like he’s really into playing the video game. So much, in fact, that I thought he was going to have a heart attack midway through.
Good job, Alec Baldwin, for being not being such a douche recently and not taking yourself too seriously. If there’s one thing us young folk resonate to, it’s Masterbation jokes and the Nintendo Wii. Thankfully they don’t have wii porn yet, because I think the world would implode.
Alec Baldwin Masterbates. Hilarity ensues.
My favorite line:
“I don’t think I can do it again so soon”
“Can I use my other hand?”
(switches to his left hand) “This feels so weird… it’s like someone else is playing”
“I’m gonna empty my sack before you do”
“Trust me, your mother knows what she’s doing”