The WTF Blanket – Alternate to the “Snuggie”
"OMG - I AM SUCH A TOOL!"
Came across this today and I laughed out loud. I have seen the commercial for the “Snuggie” blanket several times and every time I see it I get pissed off at this stupid ass product. It is like a open ended muu-muu for morbidly obese and/or extremely lazy people.
The block colors of gross red, ugly blue and hideous light blue make this thing extremely unflattering. It’s basically a back-less wizard robe. Only if it were worn by the worst wizard in the history of wizardry. Or the gayest. I wouldn’t even be afraid of this wizard. I’d taunt him with Hogwart’s jokes and then sneak attack him from the wide open back part of his stupid snuggie dress. Then I would belittle him for wearing a snuggie!
Even better is the fact that my friend Lashara actually bought a pair of Snuggies for her and my girlfriend as a joke. Great joke Lashara! Glad that your purchasing kept on funding these retarded commercials! Your two snuggie purchases lead to 2-4 more crappy commercial viewings that made me want to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Fortunately for us, someone in YouTube land created a video making fun of this retarded product, and I was compelled to post. Enjoy!
My favorite line:
“Well Morons, now there’s hope with the new ‘What the Fuck Blanket’ “
“Available in Blueberry, Mint and Blood Flavors”
I think you should get me one of these for my birthday! LOL
Gladly. I’ll steal Amanda’s and give it to you… thus killing two birds with one stone!
@Jeff
Ummm… i already got Amanda a snuggie
SharaFox – I know you did… and I clearly mentioned that you did. Why are you trying to imply otherwise?
My 6yo daughter wants one of those. I told her to put a sweater on, problem solved.
those Snuggie infomercials draw in my attention like a magnet, though i haven’t gotten the point of actually buying one yet