Most of you have seen this one before, but I thought I would post it as part of a new ongoing segment where I highlight Viral Videos that I have enjoyed immensely over the years. It doesn’t get much better than this one; the quintessential WOO WOO You Tube video.
For those of you who don’t know, the premise behind the video is a local Oakland news station doing a story about the hottest (and stupidest) trend in car modification; whistle tips. When cars start off down the street, tips attached to the car muffler make a whistling noise as they speed off. I’m assuming it’s pretty annoying, and I can understand the premise behind the story. The funny part is the interviews that they do with the proponents of Whistle Tip; Namely Bubb Rubb and his little sister (aptly named lil sis).
During the interview, Bubb is very candid in his advocacy of the whistle tips trend. The humor comes during his demonstration of how the whistle tips sound.
My Favorite Line:
That’s only in the morning. You supposed to be up cookin breakfast or something… whoo wooo!!
My friend Stephanie sent this to me today and I thought it was post worthy. Not sure if this is meant to be a real commercial or if it’s a joke, but it’s pretty funny!
Mr. Jones is a man who has a lot of space available for storage. Unlike U-Haul or an easy storage place, this guy will store it for you… and he’ll only charge you $10.99. He even has a web site, which I am happy to link to: Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. He is also drunk! I probably would not trust him to store anything that I own… with the exception of my VHS tape collection. They are just collecting dust right now.
My buddy Tones sent this to me and I had to post it. Scarlett is a BBPaC woman (Beautiful Black Precious and Complicated), and in this video she is serenading the camera with some wonderful song (I can’t tell what she’s singing, so leave a comment if you do know).
Rather than sing in front of her computer or on a tape like a normal person would do, Scarlet decides to do a wide-angle view of her basement and sing her song seductively from her coffee table.
Now let me tell you a little bit about Scarlet. She is not a small woman. She is the opposite of that. She has a front butt. The fact that her coffee table is able to support her for even a few seconds is remarkable to me. The fact that she makes it more than 30 seconds is a testament to the craftsmanship of said coffee table.
Anyway, as you can tell from the title of this post, all good things must come to and end… and Scarlet eventually must take a tumble. Call me sick or insensitive, but I love it when people fall down on video. The bigger, the better. In fact, I just registered a domain name: Fat People Falling Down. I tried to get fatpeoplefalling.com, but it was already taken!
Here’s a recent video from College Humor called the Spank Bank. The basic premise is that you take all of the things you mentally masterbate to and store them in a bank for further use. Decent premise, execution is sort of stupid, but funny enough to post (I guess). Given the bank setting, I already knew it would end with a robbery… sort of surprised at the robber.
On a side note, the term “Spank Bank” reminds me of a song from Goldfinger on their Open Your Eyes album. Another case of a decent premise with alright execution. I guess Goldfinger executed fairly well, though, because every time I see the word Spank Bank, I sing it to myself.
My favorite line (from the Goldfinger song):
“Spank bank of lust – 32 Channels – I don’t wanna see a Don’t want to see a shemale fucking”
Gotta hand it to SNL for occasionally posting a quality Digital Short (I would say Andy Samberg has about a 50% success rate with these). I was impressed by this short because it was pretty subtle and on Hulu.com, the word “Jizz” is excluded from the title (objectionable content).
This digital short is a parody of a Pet Shop Boys song called West End Girls.
Interestingly enough, this was also recently parodied by my all time favorite Kiwi band; Flight of the Conchords.
(I have to give credit to Amir from Jake and Amir for turning me on to the similarities in his Being Famous blog)
I have always thought that Carlos Mencia was among the most untalented, non-funny people in the world. He’s like the Mexican Dane Cook, who steals jokes from Dave Chappelle. Top it all off it turns out he’s really not even Mexican.
Well, it turns out I’m not alone, and this fraud has been exposed in many places as a talentless a-hole. Here is a nice little clip outlining the true extent of his douchebaggery.
I used to hate drinking games. I always thought they were a waste of time, and kept you from the real task of getting drunk as quickly as possible. The century club with shots of beer? Not my style… If you are gonna play, it better be with whiskey. President and Asshole- sign me up to be asshole, its the only way you really get to drink. Drinking to a television program? I’m not going let how many times some actor says this or that determine how much I can drink in a half hour. That said, it looks like these guys came up with an extreme drinking game anybody can get “behind”…