Sarah Silverman… a lot has been said about the cute girl with a foul mouth, so I’m not going to try to outwit anyone here. I just love a woman who can make her vagina the topic of just about any conversation she has. When she goes to a party, her vagina is definitely the 800 pound gorilla in the room. That’s a talent that not many people can pull off.
In this video, she gets a little political and makes the case for getting Jewish people to vote for Obama. I usually shy away from the political humor, but she won over my heart by using the term “Douche Nozzle” within the first 5 seconds. Anyone who knows me knows that this is one of my favorite terms. In fact, I defined it on Urban Dictionary, and my definition is the #1 result!
Douche Nozzle Definition by Yours Truly
Whether you’re voting for Obama or McCain (or a write-in for Nader), you should be able to find some humor in this video. Kudos to my favorite foul mouthed Jewish pseudo girlfriend for making me laugh once again. Now go bang Matt Damon you whore.
Two of the most memorable breakdowns in the history of sports press conferences merged into one video. Pretty well done, although it’s sort of short and the credits at the beginning and end are a little cheesy.
I have always loved the Jim Mora “Playoffs” rant where he absolutely broke down several years ago during a press conference while he was coaching the Colts. In fact, I enjoy it to the point that I can rarely say the word “playoffs” anymore without laughing or imitating Jim Mora.
The Allen Iverson portion of this video is also a classic where he addresses criticism that he misses too many practices. You can clearly tell from his tone how he feels about practice!
My favorite line:
“Practice” and/or “Playoffs!”
h/t to Randball for originally posting this video on their nationally recognized MN Sports blog
Doesn’t get much better than Will Ferrell at his best (his last few movies aside). Here is Will answering questions from his Internet readers.
My Favorite Line:
Will do you wake up every morning and look in the mirror and say: “I think I will suck a giant hard one today?’ honestly. bcuz that what it seems like. I would rather put a glass tube up my penis hole and smash it with a hammer than watch one of your movies. 4 Real. Get the dick out of your mouth.
I love Tracy Morgan, and this video really shows his true talent. Long video (almost 10 mins), but the best part starts 26 seconds in and goes for about a minute.
I first caught this on the local 93x morning show and found it on YouTube based on a search for “break Puerto Rican guys arm for sweat pants money.”
Basically this video is just Tracy Morgan improvising several lines about the differences between races. Hilarity ensues.
My favorite line:
Have you ever broke a Puerto Rican dude’s arm for sweat pants money? Then you can’t be black!
